St. Patrick's Day Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one!
It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife).
May the Good Lord take a liking to you ... but not too soon!
Happy St. Patty’s Day!